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This chapter centers on Chip Lambert. Chip lives in New York City and is hosting his parents for the weekend; Denise, his sister, who is a successful chef in Philadelphia, is also visiting. Chip is a onetime professor of cultural studies who now works as a legal proofreader and writes occasional unpaid articles for the “Warren Street Journal: A Monthly of the Transgressive Arts” (17). He has also completed a screenplay, which he is attempting to sell.
Chip’s reception of his parents is awkward. Enid insists on believing that the Warren Street Journal is the Wall Street Journal and keeps asking Chip to show them his office. Alfred remains an intimidating presence to Chip, even in his vulnerable old age. When the three arrive at Chip’s apartment, they are greeted by Chip’s girlfriend, Julia. Julia is in the process of leaving Chip and was clearly not expecting them so soon. When Chip attempts to stop her—leaving his parents to wait in his apartment—she tells him that she is offended by the sexism of his screenplay.
She leaves in a taxi in the rain; at the same time, Denise arrives. Chip asks Denise to look after their parents while he goes after Julia. There is then a flashback to Chip’s earlier career as a professor. The failure to which the chapter’s title alludes is Chip’s expulsion from the school referred to as D—— College, on the grounds of “fraud, breach of contract, kidnap, Title IX sexual harassment, serving liquor to a student under the legal drinking age, and possession and sale of a controlled substance” (29). The instrument of Chip’s downfall is a worldly and manipulative student named Melissa. Melissa seduces Chip, talks him into a road trip, and plies him with an aphrodisiac drug called Mexican A. She then leaves him in a motel to meet up with her parents, whom she refers to as her “best friends” (49).
The chapter continues to shift between past and present. In the present moment, Denise hosts and cooks for the senior Lamberts in Chip’s apartment. We learn that Chip owes Denise $20,000 from various loans she has given him. From her tense conversation with her mother, we also learn about her early failed marriage to Emile, a middle-aged Jewish Montreal chef. While Enid had disapproved of the marriage, she disapproved even more of the divorce. She now suspects that Denise is involved with a married man, which Denise neither confirms nor denies; she only asks Enid if Enid got this information from Gary. Enid also confesses to Denise that the Axon Corporation has offered to buy one of Alfred’s patents and that she has kept a copy of their offer against Alfred’s wishes.
These scenes are interspersed with Chip’s backstory. After being fired from his job at D—— College, Chip moved to New York City. He became involved with Julia through Eden Procuro, her producer boss, who expressed interest in his script. Julia’s estranged husband is Gitanas Misevičius, the deputy prime minister of Lithuania. After abandoning Denise and his parents, Chip goes in search of Eden; he has become convinced that if he makes one change to his screenplay, Eden will buy it. He eventually finds Eden in her Tribeca office, where she is hosting Gitanas, as well as her small daughter. Her daughter is coloring pictures on what Chip eventually realizes is a copy of his script. However, Gitanas has a lucrative offer for him. He asks Chip to move to Vilnius, Lithuania, with him, where he will help Gitanas “sell a country” to prospective American investors (114).
The chapter ends with Chip on a plane with Gitanas to Lithuania. Denise has meanwhile left the apartment with their parents, to see them off on their latest cruise; they are going on a Pleasurelines “Luxury Fall Color Cruise” to and from Quebec (18).
This chapter centers on Gary Lambert, the oldest of the Lambert children. Gary lives in Chestnut Hill, a prosperous neighborhood outside of Philadelphia, with his wife, Caroline, and their three sons, Aaron, Caleb, and Jonah. Gary is a senior vice president at a bank, while Caroline, who is independently wealthy, works part time as a pro bono lawyer.
Gary and Caroline’s marriage is strained. Caroline resents Enid and her request that the family come to St. Jude for Christmas; Gary believes that Caroline has exaggerated a back injury to avoid talking to Enid on the phone. The two also have different ideas about child-rearing. Caroline is more permissive and lobbies for their middle son, Caleb, to install a surveillance system in the family kitchen. Gary has more traditional Midwestern ideas about bringing up children and worries that his sons are being spoiled. Gary also suspects Caroline of telling their children that he is clinically depressed as a way of gaining control in the marriage.
Gary fights many aspects of his Midwestern upbringing and is frustrated with his parents’ conservatism and stubbornness. He believes that they should move out of their house in St. Jude, as the house will soon be too old to sell at a good price. He is also infuriated by his father’s decision to sell his patent to the Axon Corporation at a low price, which he sees as typical of his father’s outmoded Midwestern modesty. He resolves to buy 5,000 shares of the Axon Corporation’s new Corecktall product, which is still in development and which his father’s patent has helped to create. Corecktall is a neurological treatment designed to cure everything from depression to Parkinson’s.
Gary is only able to buy 500 shares of the product, which is becoming increasingly publicized. He and Denise attend an Axon Corporation shareholders’ meeting introducing the Corecktall product. Denise is skeptical about the product but believes that it might help Alfred; Gary’s purpose is to obtain his 5,000 shares. The two approach the Axon CEO, who rebuffs Gary while telling Denise that Alfred is welcome to try the product.
Gary’s underground battle with Caroline comes to a head when she calls him one day at work, telling him that she is frightened by a possible burglar casing out their house. Her fear and vulnerability stir his desire for her, and he comes home early only to find Caroline watching television with Caleb. Feeling rebuffed as well as pressured to avoid any appearance of depression, Gary decides to cook dinner; he also drinks three vodka tonics. Over dinner, which is half-burned and almost inedible, he drunkenly confronts Aaron about whether Caroline has told him that his father is depressed. Aaron is unable to lie, and Gary explodes at his family.
Gary then storms off to trim a hedge, determined to appear happy and productive. His drunkenness causes him to injure his hand, which he attempts to conceal from his family. He passes a sleepless night in bed with Caroline, his ineptly-bandaged hand hidden from her. In the morning he decides to remain in bed while his family has breakfast and gets ready for school: “His radical new plan was to do absolutely nothing” (233). When Caroline later confronts him, he tells her that she does not have to go to St. Jude for Christmas and admits to her that he is depressed. The two have sex, but their intimacy is interrupted by a phone call from Enid, who is on the cruise ship with Alfred: “For one guilty instant […] Gary believed that she was calling because she knew that he’d betrayed her” (238).
The focus in these two chapters is on Chip and Gary, the two oldest children. Enid and Albert are seen mostly through their eyes, as is Denise, the youngest child and only daughter. Denise is largely a mystery in these chapters, and the enigma of her private identity is a quiet source of suspense in the novel. She is an outwardly successful character who seems guarded around her family; from her efforts to fend off her mother’s questions about her love life, we get the sense that she is hiding some darkness.
Neither Chip nor Gary have easy private lives either. The two brothers are foils to one another, heightening one another’s opposing qualities by dramatic contrast. Gary is outwardly conventional, a prosperous banker as well as a father and husband; Chip is “alternative” (489), a New York City bohemian intellectual who wears leather trousers and an earring. The brothers’ contrasting personas arise from a similar need to improve on their Midwestern childhoods and “correct” the failings of their parents; they both consciously pursue East Coast Versus Midwestern Values. Gary is consumed by his father’s caution and thriftiness, both financial and emotional. In his instances of indulgence toward his own three sons and his efforts to acquire shares from the Axon Corporation, he is trying to be both a gentler parent than his father and a more aggressive businessperson. Chip is more embarrassed by his father’s lack of hipness, warning one girlfriend that his parents are “the squarest people in America” (23). (This same girlfriend’s observation that Chip is more like his father than he realizes foreshadows Chip’s eventual transformation into a loving and dutiful son.)
Both Chip’s and Gary’s struggles take place against a background of exaggerated wealth and prosperity. Gary lives in a sheltered Philadelphia suburb, where every house has a sophisticated burglar-alarm system; Chip lives in a New York City of high-powered film producers and upscale delis. It is in one of these delis (called The Nightmare of Consumption) that Chip first hears about the Corecktall treatment that the Axon Corporation is funding. While he is unaware (as is the reader at this stage) of this treatment’s connection to his own family, the scene shows that Chip’s and Gary’s worlds are less divergent than they think. The only difference is that Chip’s downtown New York milieu affects a disdain toward capitalist values while secretly embracing them; this is seen in the arch store title Nightmare of Consumption, for example. Gary’s wealthy Philadelphia milieu is more straightforward and honest in its adherence to these values.
Chip is broke and jobless, while Gary is a bank vice president, yet Gary is no more at ease in his surroundings than Chip is. His material security only makes him feel guilty and inadequate for not being happier and more fulfilled. He is obsessed with the idea that he might be “clinically depressed” (138), a term which he also throws at his father. The specter of clinical depression looms large in Gary’s family as a malady to fend off at all costs; Caroline reads manuals about it and secretly tells her two oldest sons that Gary is suffering from it. Clinical depression implies a lack of interest in living and engaging with the world, and Gary has built his life around constructing a happy and productive adult identity. In his stoic refusal to admit to any sort of sadness at all, Gary ultimately falls apart in front of his family; his drunken efforts to save face at the end of Chapter 3 are clumsy and comical.
Both Gary and Chip ultimately “surrender” to their environments in different ways and experience some relief in doing so (254). While Gary has some private qualms about admitting his depression to Caroline and conceding that she doesn’t need to spend Christmas in St. Jude, it brings about a new mood of marital intimacy: “An irony, of course, was that as soon as he’d surrendered—possibly as soon as he’d confessed to his depression […] he not only no longer felt depressed, he felt euphoric” (234). Chip likewise experiences a new feeling of closeness and connection once he has escaped New York City and is on a plane to Lithuania with Gitanas, his new accomplice and friend. He feels an almost brotherly closeness to Gitanas, who physically resembles him. Compared to the polished and disingenuous characters with whom Chip has been dealing, Gitanas is honest about his plans and motivations. He tells Chip his life story almost upon meeting him, and he makes Chip aware of a world beyond New York City: Chip “felt himself awakening to a rich and varied world to which he’d been dead for who knew how long. Years” (110).
Chip’s journey to Lithuania is one precarious journey in these two chapters; Alfred and Enid’s Pleasurelines cruise is another. Although the one is a desperate flight and the other is a leisurely boat tour, both voyages are undertaken in a similar spirit of denial and avoidance. Chip is trying to escape his debts and responsibilities, while Alfred and Enid are trying to outrun their old age and frailty. These two endeavors seem equally doomed, and it is not a surprise when Gary receives a phone call from his mother on the cruise ship at the end of Chapter 3.
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